I have been tagged by Susan DiPlacido! www.susandiplacido.com!

So the theme ‘7 things’…Here you go:

Seven things to do before I die:
1. Stop worrying all the time
2. Travel outside the US
3. Scuba Dive
4. Watch my son play NFL ball and achieve his dream
5. Finally get the NYC call for single title. If that doesn’t happen soon all the others may not matter because I might just jump off a cliff.
6. skydiving
7. The pressure! I can’t think of a specific 7th. I mean I want to see so many places. I love to travel! To see the Pyramids and Hawaii and Japan and…Rome!

Seven things I cannot do:
1. Be patient
2. Stop worrying
3. eat fish - I’m allergic
4. stop dieting. I’ll become huge. I hate genetics. I’m glad I had boys so they didn’t have to worry about having my thighs!
5. Quit eating chocolate
6.Stop writing no matter how hard the climb upward hits me sometimes
7. Watching 24! It’s addictive!!! We love you Jack Bauer!

Seven things that attract me to my mate:
1-That widows peak!
2-Sexy Spanish whispers!
3-The way he loves life! He’s like a kid enjoying every day!
4-The way he loves pizza and chocolate as much as I do!
5-The way he stuffs so much popcorn in his mouth at the movies that it seems he’s afraid I might get some!
6-The way he he makes me laugh when I am completely angry and should be screaming not laughing
7-That gotee and big brown eyes (hmm how DO you spell that!)

Seven things I say:
1. Your an asshole to Diego everytime he pisses me off. Then he says, your an asshole. Then I say, you are a copycat and roll my eyes.
2. Whatever
I can’t think of anymore!

Seven books I love:
The Entire Hunters Series from Kenyon. The entire Cynster Series from Stephanie Laurens. I could go on and on. I have so many books I love! Oh Galeen Foley’s Lord of Sin and Lord of Desire! YUM!

Seven movies that I’ve loved:
1. Pretty Woman
2. Underworld
3. Bull Durham
4. Batman the newest one!
5. Matrix
6. Constantine
7. Pirates of the Caribbean

Seven people to tag:
1. Rachel Carrington
2. Cathyrn Fox
3. Alecia Monaco
4. Deb Curwen
5. Vivi Anna
6. Carys Weldon
7. Dee Carey

WIN!! Post your most embarrassing or most romantic LOVE encounter! Don’t be shy! The best one wins a free book! Prize winner tomorrow night!

The ‘Perfect Password’

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed ….

P… E… N… I… S.

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ‘Code 3′ in housewares….. and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

6 Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

12 In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels.

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”

( And; last, but not least!)

15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

Now send this to people that you know who you know could use a laugh!

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